I was the sole arbiter in charge of selecting the NBA’s All-Body Part Team for Fansided. I awarded first- and last-team memberships for five positions: arms, legs, butts, shoulders, and hair.

It’s safe to say that Rudy Gobert wouldn’t be nearly as dominant a force in the paint without arms.

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Short-shorts make long legs look longer, but, the opposite is also true: long-shorts make short legs look shorter.

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Rear ends.

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Elfrid Payton has cool hair.

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But facial hair is a more critical aspect of the game.

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